March 2012
Why do I have the Cheers theme song stuck in my head….
…I’ve never even watched that show.
5000candlesinthewind:
February 2012
When you see a picture of you from 2 years ago,
I’m gonna kick today’s ass! IN THE NUTS.
Dear Mother of GOD I think I am ACTUALLY going insane.
“The radical feminists succeeded in undermining...
wizardslovethetardis:
I can’t even call him Santorum anymore. My family calls him “anal goop guy” because no one can even stand the fact he’s an actual person, and he’s for real. (And if you knew my family, you’d understand how big that is.)
I swear. If he gets elected, I’m moving to Europe. It’s the last straw. I’m not watching my country burn under this asshole’s tyranny.
Things I would like
a-synonym-for-acquiesce:
Sex
food
sleep
repeat.
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Popcorn Tossed with Olive Oil, Sea Salt, Crushed...
littleladieswholunch:
What do you do with just enough kale chips left to feed 1 or 2 people, but you’re serving a snack to a party of 4?
Here is one solution:
air-pop a half a cup of popcorn
place popcorn in a large bowl
drizzle with extra virgin olive oil
add crushed kale chips
add Parmesan cheese
sprinkle with sea salt
toss and serve
Enjoy!
This post is dedicated to my cousin...
You can never be overdressed or overeducated.
– Oscar Wilde (via mmementomori)
fillingintheblank asked: Sheldon's bongo solo was probably my favorite thing in the whole world.
Ich bin ein three-legged dog.
5000candlesinthewind:
Ich bin ein three-legged dog.